What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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